Scuffed Realtor

Scuffed Realtor at Helium Comedy Club - St. Louis

Most nights out start with a menu. This one starts with a listing. On December 10, 2026, Scuffed Realtor lands at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis, and the premise is delightfully specific: Nick Rochefort and Alex Schultz review submitted houses and objects. Ordinary things get the full treatment. Somebody sent them in, and now two comics get to have their say. If you have ever scrolled past a strange property and muttered something under your breath, this is your kind of room.

That is the real appeal of seeing it live. A review on a screen is something you consume alone. A review delivered by Rochefort and Schultz in person is something you share with a room of people who came for the same odd pleasure. Their perspective is the main attraction here, and it works best when you're sitting close enough to feel the room react. Any destructive anecdotes are jokes, not promises of mayhem, so come for the storytelling and the sharp eye.

It also makes an easy plan. Bring a friend, a partner, or whoever in your circle always has opinions about other people's homes. The show starts at 9:15 PM, which gives your night a clear destination and your group a story to retell afterward. Skip another evening of scrolling and put yourself in the room. Pick your seats for Scuffed Realtor at Helium St. Louis and make December 10 the night you actually went out.